Antakshri Lyrics - Ladies Tailor(Kunal Ganjawala and Rajpal Yadav).

Itna sannata kyon hai bhai
Ek do tin aaja bhanje pyare
Sadi utar karle maje sare
Mai bhi hu bhanja teraa mama
Aaun kya teri madad karne
Kabhi tu abb toh aaja sadi
Blouse peticoat leke tu aaja
Sadi nahi salwar nahi koi
Chij toh leke aa ha ha ha ha ha
Monica o my sister
Leke aaya li cooper

Aaya kyon hai tu yaha re
Pin silaya bina puchhi re
Pins dega bhai banega plan
Bigdega o meraa plan bigdega gadhe

Khamosh
Bey teri toh bap kaa raj hai kya
Ma ma mai aapko nahi bola
Abb aapke samne aa
Rahe hai shehanshahe akba
Anarkali hamne suna hai
Ke sheku ke sath tumhari
Lochaye jawani bahut
Gul khila rahi haikha
Mohabbat gul nahi toh kya
Rasgulle khilayegi jahan panah
Khamosh ek adnan kanij
Hindustan ki mallika
Banne ki aarju rakhti hai
Sipahiyon iss bemat laundi ko le
Jao aur diwaro me chunwa do
Pyar kiya toh darna kya
Jab pyar kiya toh darna kya
Pyar kiya koi chori nahi ki
Akbar se parda karana kya
Pyar kiya toh darna kya
Jab pyar kiya toh darna kya
Akbar-e-ajam mughal e ajam
Inn aankho me
Kanij ki sehmi hui hasrate hai
Mere aankho se mere
Khwab naa chhiniye
Shekhu agar tumhari aarju
Ek kanij hai ek bandhi hai
Toh yeh bandhi hame
Bahu ke rup me kabul hai
Chalo dildar chalo jara
Khopche me chalo
Ham hai taiyyar chalo
Hillori hillori hillo hillo hillori
Hillori hillori hillo hillo hillori
Chal gori chalo ri
Challo challo challo ri
Chal gori chalo ri
Challo challo challo ri
Shekhu yeh tune kya kiya
Yeh chal tu parda gira
Kya bhai log ha maja aaya arey
Bahut maja aa raha hoga aapko
Arey maja aayenga
Hi aayenga hi maja
Kyon nahi aayenga kyon ki mai
Mai england se chala aa raha hu
Ummm aa aa mai
Aaja re aaja re o mere deva
Aaja dil ki pyas bujha ja re
Paro paro paro ishq
Paro dekh mai tere liya
Kya laya huengland se laye ho
Nahi mai khud si ke laya hu shutti
Kate nahi katati yeh din yeh rat
Kehani thi tumase jo dil ki bat
Lo aaj mai kehati hu i love you
I love you  i love you i love you.