Eggjactly Lyrics - Jackpot (2013)(Javed Jaffrey).

Saare jahaan se achcha can't even afford a bloody kachchha
I don't that pasta indians sorry eggjactly

Sab chalta hai sab bikta hai

Mera bharat hai mahan fir bhi sab hai pareshan
Paisa power hi pehchan sab chalta hai sab bikta yaha
Band hai aankhe muh aur kaan
Khol li kursi ki dukan gamnap shamnap apna iman
Sab chalta hai sab bikta yaha
India thi sone ki ye chidiya
Whats that
Just check the wikipidea
Kya hua kab hua kyu hua kaise hua
Mal tha hamara par gore khel gaye jua
Cut to the 1947 seven ab desh hoga heaven
Ding dong the bell splash in the well
Heaven hua popat and now eleven hells
Bhagalpur bofors bhopal lokpal
Gujarat ayodhya mumbai ka dekho hal
All is well all is well
Ghanta
Foreign scam coalgate cricket ho ya tail
Bigshot jhol karo and take the bail
Politics politics kya hai ye khel
Upar deshbhakti neeche country for sale
Ham iski lenge ham uski lenge
Woh lende ham denge oye 2g 3g
Itne sare kand khulte hai jab kand
Phat jati hai pant
What you thaughts
Commonwealth to dekho pat gai hai
Aur commonman ki jeb kat gai hai
Mai bhi anna mai bhi anna dam nahi hai
Aur common bhi kuch kam nahi hai
Dudh wala pav wala tail wala
Rickshaw wala sabji wala phone wala
Cable wala film wala motor wala
Taxi wala raddi wala istri wala
Jhuthe ka hai bol bala kam hai sara jhol wala
Jhol jhol hhol jhol
Khambhe se bijli churate
Heroine ke pimple ko bhi
Dekho ye headlight banate
Pani me hai dudh milate
Sabji me hai ghas khilate

Mera bharat hai mahan
Fir bhi sab hai pareshan
Paisa power hi pehchan
Sab chalta hai sab bikta yaha
Band hai aankhe muh aur kaan
Khol li kursi ki dukan
Gamnap shamnap apna iman
Sab chalta hai sab bikta yaha
Babes kitne minute ho gaye
Two and half minutes
How the long should it be
Ten inches
You bloody pavli kam i mean the songs
Four and half minutes
Itne shabd nahi hai mere paas
Ek kaam karo yaha ek music peice ghused do
Sorry eggjactly

Mera bharat hai mahan
Fir bhi sab hai pareshan
Paisa power hi pehchan
Sab chalta hai sab bikta yaha
Sab chalta hai sab bikta hai
Band hai aankhe muh aur kaan
Khol li kursi ki dukan
Gamnap shamnap apna iman
Sab chalta hai sab bikta yaha

It hurts by the heart to say ki meri country ki lag chuki hai waat
Sau me se ninnyanabe beiman fir bhi mera bharat mahan
But on the other hands ek imandar to baki hai
Ummid par duniya kayam hai
Lekin kayam to churan bhi hai
Sorry eggjactly